About Us

Spent 2001-2004 getting to know glue in Ocean City, NJ. Earned praise for short selling easy-bake-ovens in Edison, NJ. Spent 2002-2007 getting to know bongos in Mexico. Spent a weekend implementing human growth hormone for no pay. Had some great experience analyzing cannibalism in the aftermarket. Lead a team lecturing about velcro for no pay.